Regina Hardon is a globally recognised ULTRA FAMOUS pop-rap icon, known for her family-friendly style and subtle, subdued lyricism. After being found in a malanga leaf within the walled gardens of Buckingham Palace, the self-proclaimed Queen of Music began recording sex-fuelled synth pop in an attempt to “become closer to a higher power.” At just six months old, the singer wrote her first song, Never Been to Mexico, and her parents knew she was destined to be a star.

Debuting in 2023 with her first collection of poetry, the Bucket Pussy EP, the star quickly rose to fame after the success of the #1 smash hit In The Air. The track was held in high regard for its intricate storytelling and its fearless celebration of human desire. The song is now certified 10× Wood in the UK and is considered the greatest song of all time by everyone on Earth, including style superstar Carson Kressley.

Hardon continued to release timeless classics such as Flicking My Bean, a synth track which she described in an interview with RuPaul as “a tender ode to the sanctity of self-love” that “exposes the complexity of a woman.” The song performed exceptionally, reaching #172 on the Khia Asylum Hot 100, and became the official national anthem of Kazakhstan.

However, after the release of her third single, Sex Machine, the icon took a year-long hiatus for reasons still unknown. It is believed that the songwriter took a break from music and social media in order to focus on recovery after having a vaginal hair transplant and a triple foot removal surgery. Nevertheless, the artist has now returned, teasing her latest single, Instructions, a song that critics predict will increase national GDP by 52% and potentially spread the gay agenda in ways never seen before.

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